Just a few weeks ago I declared myself done with Kanye West and here I am at 2:30 in the morning trying to guess acronyms. Yeezy season is upon us, and none of us can escape.
Kanye, known for epic rollouts, mind blowing announcements and lavish productions, has now turned the ever-changing title of his new album into a contest for free shoes.
So if you can guess what T.L.O.P. means you win free tickets and Yeezys. I could go on about how this is an absurd way to rollout an album, how Kanye changes titles more than his underwear, or how it’s totally definitely something about lights, but goddamnit I want those damn shoes. So excuse me while I stay up for another hour guessing.
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