Imagining How 7 Rappers Will Reference COVID-19 in Their Music
The question is not whether Big Sean is going to shoehorn a bunch of awkward coronavirus-centric similes into his lyrics; the question is how many.
We Launched an Investigation Into DaBaby’s Rap Flow
Let’s run the numbers, shall we?
20 Fictional Characters Pick Their Favorite Rappers
“You seem unquestionably bored out of your fucking mind,” which, yes.
10 Most Jarring Opening Lines in Rap History, Ranked
Let's ruin our days, shall we?
We Turned Kanye's Greatest Hits Into a Christian Hip-Hop Album
Welcome to ‘CleanYe West,’ Kanye West's next Christian hip-hop album.
Here’s What Your Mid-2000s Rap Ringtone Says About You
Let's not pretend these ringtones didn't slap.
Why I Haven’t Released ‘Jesus Is King’: A Guest Editorial by Not Kanye
So yeah, the album is late. I’m sorry, okay?!
Here’s What Happens If Kanye Never Interrupts Taylor Swift
Brace yourselves for the ultimate butterfly effect.
10 Upcoming Live-Action Disney Movies Starring Rappers
Imagine Kanye in a Mickey Mouse costume playing the opening piano keys of "Runaway."
You Heard Chance The Rapper's ‘The Big Day,’ but What About ‘The Worst Day’?
May ‘The Worst Day’ never drop as long as we live.
What If the Movie ‘Yesterday’ Was About Rappers Instead of The Beatles?
The licensing checks are a bit more reasonable.
10 Rappers as Children's Authors & the Titles of Their Books
“I got so many bitches, I don’t know what to do / I got so many bitches, what about you?”
The Most Played Song in My iTunes Every Year for the Past Decade
Let's get this over with.
Here's the Script for Kanye West’s 'Rick and Morty' Episode
Why Drake Never Responded to Pusha-T's "The Story of Adidon"
One year later, everything is finally coming into focus.
You Think Tyler, The Creator’s ‘IGOR’ Is a Breakup Album? Yeah, It’s Not
"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to conclude 'IGOR' is unmistakably a concept album, which is a good thing considering I’m no rocket scientist."
You Can Now Hire a Famous Rapper for Less Than $50
Shout out to Snoop Dogg for reassuring Janine that she should feel entitled to groom her pubic hair however she chooses.
What If Lil Wayne's 'Rebirth' Album Was Actually a Classic?
Let's imagine, shall we?
Joe Budden Must Moderate the 2020 Presidential Debates
I just wanna know if you can emotionally handle an argument with Joe Budden.
10 Rappers I Would Be Most Excited to Get Drunk With
From Drake to Eminem, enjoy these (imagined) drunk conversations.
Rappers as Scammers: An Absurdly Detailed Investigation
One question: why?
3 Predictions for Kanye's Next Album—2 of Them Are Not Great
What does Kanye West have up his musical sleeve? We have some ideas.
Predicting the 10 Biggest Hip-Hop Trends of the 2020s
By 2030, it’ll be a felony to not have at least three mixtapes.
The Transcript of Lil Pump's Harvard Commencement Speech
"Good morning, Harvard class of 2019."
10 Most Common Karaoke Rap Songs Based on Drunkenness, Ranked
I’m sorry, but I’m not.
What Your Uber Driver's Taste In Rap Music Says About Them
When to and not to get out of your Uber: a guide.
I Get Paranoid When I Smoke Weed, & I Deserve My Own Rapper
We will no longer suffer in silence.
How to Not Lose Your Album in Norway: A Not-Lil-Pump Guest Editorial
This is hands down the most useful thing you will ever read.
Netflix, Call Me: I Wrote 5 Rap-Themed Episodes of 'Black Mirror'
As a 'Black Mirror' enthusiast and a rap journalist, I decided to write five rap-themed episodes.
My Failed Quest to Get Eminem's 'Kamikaze' on Our "Best of" Year-End Lists
And yes, I know saying “Eminem’s Kamikaze is my favorite album of 2018” is a very white thing to say.
Kanye's "Family Business" Needs to Be the Thanksgiving "Jingle Bells"
We nominate "Family Business" as the official song of Thanksgiving.
5 Rappers Who Need to Soundtrack Future Dr. Seuss Movies
With Tyler making songs for 'The Grinch,' here are five other rappers who need to be soundtracking children's films.