The question is not whether Big Sean is going to shoehorn a bunch of awkward coronavirus-centric similes into his lyrics; the question is how many.
Let’s run the numbers, shall we?
“You seem unquestionably bored out of your fucking mind,” which, yes.
Let's ruin our days, shall we?
Welcome to ‘CleanYe West,’ Kanye West's next Christian hip-hop album.
Let's not pretend these ringtones didn't slap.
So yeah, the album is late. I’m sorry, okay?!
Brace yourselves for the ultimate butterfly effect.
Imagine Kanye in a Mickey Mouse costume playing the opening piano keys of "Runaway."
May ‘The Worst Day’ never drop as long as we live.
The licensing checks are a bit more reasonable.
“I got so many bitches, I don’t know what to do / I got so many bitches, what about you?”
Let's get this over with.
One year later, everything is finally coming into focus.
"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to conclude 'IGOR' is unmistakably a concept album, which is a good thing considering I’m no rocket scientist."
Shout out to Snoop Dogg for reassuring Janine that she should feel entitled to groom her pubic hair however she chooses.
Let's imagine, shall we?
I just wanna know if you can emotionally handle an argument with Joe Budden.
From Drake to Eminem, enjoy these (imagined) drunk conversations.
One question: why?
What does Kanye West have up his musical sleeve? We have some ideas.
By 2030, it’ll be a felony to not have at least three mixtapes.
"Good morning, Harvard class of 2019."
I’m sorry, but I’m not.
When to and not to get out of your Uber: a guide.
We will no longer suffer in silence.
This is hands down the most useful thing you will ever read.
As a 'Black Mirror' enthusiast and a rap journalist, I decided to write five rap-themed episodes.
And yes, I know saying “Eminem’s Kamikaze is my favorite album of 2018” is a very white thing to say.
We nominate "Family Business" as the official song of Thanksgiving.
With Tyler making songs for 'The Grinch,' here are five other rappers who need to be soundtracking children's films.