Five Hilarious Quotes From Riff Raff's Soon To Be Legendary Interview With Nardwuar (Video)

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Just to give you an idea of how absolutely bizarre

Nardwuar's

interview with

Riff Raff

is, the rapper took part in two wardrobe changes during the interview and also expressed his love for both Little Dragon and Fleetwood Mac. On top of that the interview is absolutely brimming with hilarious quotes from Riff Raff, here are just a few of his gems.

"You gotta have the baby oil water slide. These are inventions that I haven't dropped yet...The baby oil water slide is like a daytime strip club for the 18 and up, or whatever. It's like a water park, but instead of water it's all baby oil."

Season passes to Riff Raff's Baby Oil Water Slide/Daytime Strip Club are currently available for purchase on Pornhub.

"I'm born in this year...I was born really yesterday so you just gotta take that into consideration."

Well, I wasn't born yesterday Riff Raff and I call bullsh*t on your Benjamin Button claim!

"You don't want to f**k up Versace glasses...It's very fragile. It's like a baby panda egg."

And just like that Versace Eyewear has their new slogan for Fall/Winter 2012.

"I just use my brain..."

You sure about that one?

"I autograph dogs and shit."

And PETA starts their "Citizens Against Riff Raff Autographing Dogs" campaign in 5...4...3...

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