The question is not whether Big Sean is going to shoehorn a bunch of awkward coronavirus-centric similes into his lyrics; the question is how many.
Let’s run the numbers, shall we?
“You seem unquestionably bored out of your fucking mind,” which, yes.
Let's ruin our days, shall we?
Welcome to ‘CleanYe West,’ Kanye West's next Christian hip-hop album.
Let's not pretend these ringtones didn't slap.
So yeah, the album is late. I’m sorry, okay?!
Brace yourselves for the ultimate butterfly effect.
Imagine Kanye in a Mickey Mouse costume playing the opening piano keys of "Runaway."
May ‘The Worst Day’ never drop as long as we live.
The licensing checks are a bit more reasonable.
“I got so many bitches, I don’t know what to do / I got so many bitches, what about you?”
Let's get this over with.